It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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