yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ikea night.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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