He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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