Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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