if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
we made out on top of his cat.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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