oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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