let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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