I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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