I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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