fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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