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I need you to use more vowels.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
We are all done wearing pants today
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
