Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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