If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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