Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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