Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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