Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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