I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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