My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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