Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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