No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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