Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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