She went from zero to smokin in five shots
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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