just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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