i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
