but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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