ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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