Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
i out mim tonsoeep
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