So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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