Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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