Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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