He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I believe in your delicious
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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