omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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