Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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