You work out of a Hotel?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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