We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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