omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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