I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
