rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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