The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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