yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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