If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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