69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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