What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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