Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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