Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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