he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Randomize
