I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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