Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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