Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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