i can't believe i had my finger in that
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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