so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
