hell yes lets make some ravioli
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
