He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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